I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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