Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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