She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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