i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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