HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
