Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
you made out with another girl for some wings
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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