JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The beer is more important than you right now.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Text me some of your sweat
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
