what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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