Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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