"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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