I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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