I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
