dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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