how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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