You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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