around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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