I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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