I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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