as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Don't EVER smell your tampon
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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