The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.