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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.

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(561): So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon. http://tfl.nu/ni4o

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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(901): Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky? http://tfl.nu/axi1

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(775): View more from Nevada

My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.

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(775): My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful. http://tfl.nu/tk77

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(573): View more from Missouri

this study room smells like vodka

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the study room thinks the same about you

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(573): this study room smells like vodka (310): the study room thinks the same about you http://tfl.nu/w62g

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.

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(910): I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight. http://tfl.nu/7vg9

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.

(917): View more from New York City

Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.

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(203): She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday. (917): Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA. http://tfl.nu/ow5e

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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(256): You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers. http://tfl.nu/otyu

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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(580): Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one http://tfl.nu/xo36

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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...

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(949): I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me... http://tfl.nu/0dd7

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(630): View more from Illinois

Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.

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(630): Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver. http://tfl.nu/1ykf

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(515): View more from Iowa

This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.

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(515): This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity. http://tfl.nu/l9v1

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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...

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(310): may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy... http://tfl.nu/t47h

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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.

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(407): Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks. http://tfl.nu/yvne

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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.

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(310): All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta. http://tfl.nu/aprf

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(954): View more from Florida

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?

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Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.

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(954): Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do? (561): Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one. http://tfl.nu/ehu8

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