great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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