The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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