Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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