As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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