Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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