Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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