What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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