absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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