yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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