I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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