D3 body, D1 cock
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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