I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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