epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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