See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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