Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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