Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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