You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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