On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My vagina is officially offended.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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