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Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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