I must be too annoying 4 u.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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