I love black thongs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
how does that bad decision feel?
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