grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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