he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
