I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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