OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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