Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...