I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?