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• (478): View more from Georgia

  This is not my ceiling

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (408): View more from California

  I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.

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  but it's kind of a high honor.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (914): View more from New York

  Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.

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  Basically.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.

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