so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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