There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
