you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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