she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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