I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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