We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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