I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
