he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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