Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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