My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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