guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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