sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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