Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to make a zoo with you.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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