If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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