i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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