I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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